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Was John McCain Abducted by Aliens?

Is it just me, or has John McCain disappeared off of the face of the planet?! I've only seen him in the news a couple of times over the last couple of weeks. Is it possible that the media is showing us old stock footage to hide the fact McCain was captured by aliens?

I'm serious. Am I the only one that has noticed that McCain has fallen off the radar ever since since Jesse Jackson threatened to cut Obama's balls off? I am starting to get worried that the Republican candidate might actually be in a secret intergalactic prison somewhere. I've never been captured by aliens, but I am assuming it's pretty damn scary, even for a dude that spent time in a POW camp.

At first I was just thinking that media was just being super biased and didn't want to show his mug on television. After all, I am sure that their ratings drop to the floor faster than the dancers in a 2 Live Crew video when ever he gets on the screen. But then I started noticing that McCain says the same thing over and over again in every interview and press conference. I am betting they just went to the vault to dig up some old tapes of McCain so that we don't start to get all scarred and stuff. I am not sure if anyone has ever polled alien abduction, but I am betting it would poll pretty poorly.

Maybe the good progressives over at MoveOn.org will start a petition or something that will force officials to tell us the truth. I would really hate to have to fight aliens. At the end of the day I am too busy playing Sim City and The Sims for my life to turn into a damn Will Smith movie.

George Bush must have really loved the cult classic Total Recall. I mean how else can you explain his persistent unwillingness to make responsible decisions when it comes to the environment. He must really get turned on by watching his home boy Arnie (say it again....C-A-L-I-F-O-R-N-I-A) run around Mars with half-alien/half-mutant revolutionaries. I mean forget the environment...we all can live in caves!!! SHEEZ!

That's the only way can I can explain his latest move to lift the moratorium on drilling in Alaska. Well other than the fact that his people in the oil industry are gonna get a whole lot of guap (translation for non hip-hop speakers: MONEY) if we ever start digging through the not so frozen tundra again.
click here for the link to the nytimes that was posted at DailyKos today.

But you can't really place all the blame for this backward (hmm...more like insane) move on Bush. There are still millions of Americans who forget that they can park their SUV and walk four blocks to get their hot lattes.

And I am not trying to make fun of latte drinkers who don't like to walk, cause I haven't completely broken my driving addiction yet. But at some point us consumers are going to have to be intentional about bringing the demand side of the oil *uckery down to a reasonable level. Otherwise greedy politicians like Bush will continue to have a justification to drill for oil in places like Alaska.

In ten years historians will look back on this week and declare that it is was a ground breaking week for Barack Obama. And nope, it won’t be because the junior senator from Illinois picked a running mate or because “Young Berry” delivered another one of his trademark speeches. This week was important because for the first time it became clear to many of his die hard supporters that Barack Obama might not be all that progressive.

From the FISA Bill to his support of Bush’s faith based initiatives to his willingness to throw Wesley Clark under the bus, this week Obama has proven that he won’t be right (no pun intended) on every issue. In fact after this week it’s becoming clear that he is going to be wrong a lot more than we would like him to be

Of course, the truth is that we really don’t need Obama to be on the right side of all the issues all of the time. Nor should we really expect him to be. After all skeptics in the blogosphere have been hacking away at him for months, claiming that his voting record has been spotty at best.

At the end of the day, as young progressives we really just need Obama to be accountable to us most of the time and the rest of time it’s going to be up to us to push back and fight with the him. Let's be honest, it’s going to be our vote that gets him in the office. We shouldn’t be afraid to roll up our sleeves and go 12 rounds with him.

But I have to be honest, I am starting to wonder if our generation has “the sand” to consistently stand up to Obama when he strays from the progressive path. So many of my friends, family and former coworkers have drunk so much of the Obama Kool Aid that I some times wonder if they can still see straight. I mean, it’s all right to love your candidate but as young activists we shouldn’t be naïve. Obama is going to continue to be tempted to move toward the center, especially if he wins on November 4th. We just can’t follow him there.