The Onion

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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanOnion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world#39;s top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR5AP5chj7wamp;feature=youtube_gdata"This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanThe Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower#39;s challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx2vQaWeF6Mamp;feature=youtube_gdata"Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100000 Speaking Fee/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanA 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as a jockey, and the guitar music fad runs its course. It#39;s the week of May 7th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOJreyDEqqYamp;feature=youtube_gdata"Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanThis week the Romney campaign introduced quot;Pacoquot;, a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQzbZsmgcYkamp;feature=youtube_gdata"It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanAn anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. It#39;s the week of April 30th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8LdHRifOkamp;feature=youtube_gdata"Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanPsychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAoyItu6OfMamp;feature=youtube_gdata"Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make US Women Hotter/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanInspired by the First Lady#39;s health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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td width="256" valign="top"div style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;"a style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; font-decoration: none;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EBWmjcMAxQamp;feature=youtube_gdata"Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria/a
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div style="font-size: 12px; margin: 3px 0px;"spanIn the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West#39;s feud with Syria and a company#39;s decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate. (Aired 10/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com/span/div/td
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